In Alabama, It Is Illegal To Have An Ice-Cream Cone In Your Back Pocket
In Ohio, It’s Illegal To Disrobe In Front Of A Man’s Portrait
In Pennsylvania, It’s Illegal To Tie A Dollar Bill To A String And Pull It Away When Someone Tries To Pick It Up
In Arizona, You May Not Have More Than Two Dildos In A House
In Minnessota A Person May Not Cross State Lines With A Bird Atop His Head
In Nevada, It’s Illegal To Put An American Flag On A Bar Of Soap
In Utah, No One May Walk Down The Street Carrying A Paper Bag Containing A Violin
In Oklahoma It’s Illegal To Make Love With An Automobil
In Connecticut, Pickles Must Bounce To Officially Be Considered Pickles
In California, Nobody Is Allowed To Ride A Bicycle In A Swimming Pool
In New Jersey A Person Can Be Arrested For Slurping Soup In Public
In Maine It’s Unlawful To Tickle Women Under The Chin With A Feather Duster
In Indiana, It’s Illegal For A Man To Be Sexually Aroused In Public
In Michigan It’s Illegal To Paint Sparrows To Sell Them As Parakeets
In Texas, It Is Illegal For Children To Have Unusual Haircuts
In Maryland Hammering A Nail Into A Tree Is Punishable By A Fifty Dollar Fine
In Rhode Island, It Is Illegal To Wear Transparent Clothing
In Virginia, Spitting On A Seagull Is Punishable By A Fine
In Hawaii Coins Are Not Allowed To Be Placed In One’s Ears
In Kansas, It’s Illegal To Serve Wine In Teacups
In Kentucky, It’s Illegal To Lick A Toad
In Kentucky It’s Illegal To Paint Your Lawn Red
In Wisconsin It Is Illegal To Serve Apple Pie In Public Restaurants Without Cheese
In Arkansas It’s Illegal To Kill Or Preserve Any Living Creature Without A License
In South Dakota It’s Unlawful To Cause Static
In Washington, It’s Illegal To Paint Polka Dots On The American Flag
In Colorado, It’s Illegal To Have Weeds In Your Yard
