They say marriage is a game for the young, but older couples know better—experience, comfort, and a good sense of humor matter most. When you’ve been together for decades, you don’t worry about perfection. You laugh, you tease, and sometimes, you even turn everyday moments into unexpected competitions. That’s exactly what happened when an elderly couple climbed into bed one night.
As soon as their heads hit the pillows, the husband suddenly passed gas and proudly announced, “Seven points!” His wife rolled over, confused. “What on earth was that?” “It’s fart football,” he explained. A few minutes later, she joined the fun, letting one slip and declaring, “Touchdown, tie score!”
Not wanting to lose, the husband released another burst and said, “Aha! I’m ahead 14 to 7.” She quickly fired back with her own and tied the score again. Moments later, she added a tiny squeaker and said, “Field goal! I’m up 17 to 14.”
Now the pressure was on. Determined not to be beaten, the husband pushed with everything he had, refusing to accept defeat. But in his effort… disaster struck. He accidentally pooped the bed. His wife gasped, “What in the world was that?” The old man sighed and replied, “Halftime. Switch sides.”
